Comments on: If God Had Voicemail http://www.brainhandles.com/2007/09/17/if-god-had-voicemail/ Whatever's tugging at my brain handles Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:18:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Lisa D http://www.brainhandles.com/2007/09/17/if-god-had-voicemail/#comment-1096 Lisa D Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:45:48 +0000 http://www.brainhandles.com/2007/09/17/if-god-had-voicemail/#comment-1096 God doesn't use voicemail to record messages. That's what saints and angels are for. "Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners..." God doesn't use voicemail to record messages. That's what saints and angels are for. "Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners..."

]]> By: Leo http://www.brainhandles.com/2007/09/17/if-god-had-voicemail/#comment-1090 Leo Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:22:08 +0000 http://www.brainhandles.com/2007/09/17/if-god-had-voicemail/#comment-1090 Actually, being omniscient (aka a know-it-all), it'd be more like: This is God. I know what you're going to say. No, really. The answer is no. You don't need to leave a message. Beep. Actually, being omniscient (aka a know-it-all), it'd be more like:

This is God. I know what you're going to say. No, really. The answer is no. You don't need to leave a message. Beep.

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