Hillary For Class President
Feb 19th, 2008 by Greg Bulmash
Accusing Obama of plagiarism, saying he's "just in the speeches business," claiming he's inexperienced... no, it's not the Republicans, it's Hillary. After 10 straight primary losses (okay, 9, but they'll call Hawaii in a few hours and it's almost a gimme for Obama), Hillary is fighting tooth and nail and venom to save her faltering campaign.
My wife put it in a great perspective. Don't recall if she was quoting someone or making her own observation, but she said Hillary really reminded her of the character Tracy Flick from Election.
Like the photo of Tracy Flick and Hillary Clinton? I made it with a press kit shot from Election and a public domain photo of Hillary from Wikimedia Commons. A little manipulation and some hope that you won't notice all the boxes have backward lettering, and voila.
Some choice Tracy Flick quotes I could imagine coming out of Hillary's mouth (with names changed, of course)...
"Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now, I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Barack Obama doesn't, as you well know."
"He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer."
"I believe in the voters; they understand that elections aren't just popularity contests, they know this country was built by people just like me who work very hard."
Sigh. Hopefully she'll come to her senses soon and let Obama get working on beating McCain instead of having to waste money and energy on a mercy killing for her faltering campaign.