Kids Love Gross: A Fart Song

Came up with this last night and it had my three-year-old in stitches, mostly because you can put any kid's name in it. He didn't like it so much when I used his name, but after I tried it with the name of a friend of his, I had to sing it over and over again, using the names of various kids in his day care class while he laughed and laughed.

[Name of kid] made a fart, and then he made a poot
He made it in his jammies and in his birthday suit
He made one in the bathroom and he made one in the car
He made a really big one and the stink went really far

Oh, [name of kid] made a fart while lying his bed
It travelled from his tushie all the way up to his head
It travelled up his nose and tickled at his brain
It made his eyes water and he never was the same

If you want to hear how it sounds when sung, I recorded myself with a headphone mic and you can download the fart song as an MP3 (200k, 25 seconds).

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