Haiku About Bacon

Jesus was Jewish
So he could not eat bacon
Except in private

If you put bacon
On a plate with anything
Bacon always wins

Wrap it in bacon
So it becomes delicious
Then eat it quickly

My dog likes bacon
This proves she is really smart
Do you like bacon?

Bacon or breathing?
Remember air lacks flavor
Except in Pittsburgh

There is a reason
Bacon tastes so wonderful
Because God loves us

Invariably
The question boils down to this
Crunchy or chewy

I do love bacon
So why don’t you marry it?
Proposition 8

eight haiku about bacon - click for t-shirt

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