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Woke up this morning with a cool idea for a 13-episode reality dating show. The cool part is that it's unlike any reality dating show yet to air. To begin with, it starts off with 56 contestants: 7 men and 49 women (or 7 women and 49 men, we can switch back and forth in alternating seasons). Read the rest of this entry »

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This one slipped through Yahoo's spam filters. I'll run the text and then we can discuss why it's bogus...

Subject: Book-keeper Wanted
From: "Michael Chalon"

Dear Sir/Madam,

Would you like to work online from home and get paid weekly ? Chalon- HandMade needs a book-keeper in the state, so I want to know if you will like to work online from home and get paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job? THIS IS SAFE AND LEGAL. My company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume which we have clients we supply weekly in the states.
My clients make payments for our supplies every week in form of Money Orders which are not readily cash able outside the United States, So we need someone in the States to work as our representative and assist us in processing the payments from our clients and I will pay HIM/HER weekly salary.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS RECEIVE THIS PAYMENTS FROM OUR CLIENTS IN THE STATES, GET IT CASHED IN YOUR BANK THEN DEDUCT YOUR WEEKLY PAY AND FORWARD THE BALANCE TO THE COMPANY DOWN HERE VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. Our payments will be issued out in your name and you get them cashed in your bank, deduct your weekly salary and forward the balance to the company via Western Union Money Transfer. AS SOON AS WE CONFIRM ANY PAYMENT COMING TO YOU, I WILL LET YOU KNOW AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION TO SEND THE FUNDS TO THE COMPANY VIA Western Union Money Transfer.

Prospective finance co-ordinators should forward the following info to my email :
** First & Last Name:
** Physical Address: ( NO P.O Boxes )
** Apt, Suite, Floor #:
** City:
** State:
** Zip Code:
** Cell Phone #: Home Phone #: , Work Phone #
** Sex:
** Age:
** Nationality:
** Current Job:

Kind Regards,

Michael Chalon
Chalon HandMade
www.chalon.com

Now, the first sign that this is bogus is that it's from a UK company with its own web site, but the address of the sender is at the University of Illinois in the U.S.

Normally, if a scam job letter gives you a web address, it's usually under a month old. Chalon.com is over 10 years old, but if you contacted them about a bookeeper job, I'd bet you'd find there was no such position. As a matter of fact, Chalon has its own jobs page where this position isn't mentioned. Occasionally, the scammers give you a link to a real, legitimate web site, hoping you'll still reply to their e-mail instead of inquiring at the site.

But the biggest sign this is bogus is that this is an old scam. No legitimate company needs reps in the U.S. to cash checks for them and then wire them the money via Western Union. Banks can handle this for them at much lower rates. And if they were going to have someone handling tens of thousands for them, don't you think they could use a better method than unsolicited form e-mails to complete strangers to find someone?

The way it works is that you respond, they send you a contract (it's completely bogus, but it makes it seem like you're doing something legit), then eventually they send you a check or two to cash. These checks are forged. They're good enough to get cashed, though, so you take your commission and send your "employer" the rest by Western Union. A week or two later, your bank says the check was forged and it didn't clear. Your "employer" has suddenly disappeared, you're an accomplice to check fraud, and you're on the hook for repaying the bank.

Go ahead and tell these people that you're a struggling single mom and that your kid has cancer, they'll still say you're perfect for the job and send you fake checks. They're not angels with the answer to your prayers. They're inhuman scumbags with no morals who are looking to hurt anyone they can. Don't answer them. If you answered them, ignore further communications from them. Avoid giving them any personal information.

Best of luck to you.

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So, according to weather.com we're due for snow during Passover in my area.

weather forecast for Lynnwood, WA

Spring sprung a month ago... with snow. Now we're getting snow for Passover? Wow.

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So I don't know if this is a scam or just spam, but I got the following spam:

Dear sir:
I am sorry to bother you for a moment, we would be honored to introduce our company and products, hope that we may build business cooperation in the future.
Our company is located in the ¡°garlic hometown of China ¡°,Jinxiang ,and we manufacture and export garlic, onion and dehydrated vegetables for many years. We have profuse goods with series quality grade , and expressly ,our price is very competitive because we are manufactory ,we are the source. You are welcome to visit our website: [URL removed] which includes our company profiles, history and something latest news.

Here are our mainly products and a attachment about some details of garlic list:
Garlic : fresh garlic, garlic granule, garlic powder, garlic flake
Onion: fresh onion, onion thread, onion powder
Carrot granule, dried shallot, ginger flake, chili ,etc.
See if there is anything you need ,please let me know about the size ,package, quantity, and payment term you request. We will be happy to give you details
Waiting for your reply soon. And you can chat with me on the MSN if you have any questions.
Best regards
Sales Mr. Big
JinXiang DaCheng Food Co., Ltd
JiNing ShanDong China
Mail: goodlying@yahoo.com

Have you figured what set off my red flags? Look at their e-mail... goodlying@yahoo.com. Good Lying at Yahoo dot Com. Puhleeez. I am not making this up!

Now it may be a scam and when you send off your money for their products, you never see a product, or it may just be some aggressive businessman in China who doesn't get it. With a name like Mr. Big and an e-mail address like Good Lying, he's not going to build a whole lot of trust with English speakers.

Plus I wouldn't buy any food product grown or processed in China after all that country's attempts to poison us and our pets last year.

I did reply, however. Two words...

Free Tibet

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