Why are you here? After a few days of Stephan Pastis doing strips about the Eetazeeb corporation, I was shocked that he hadn't trademarked it and no one grabbed the domain. So I picked up the domain and pointed it here to prevent some spammer or virus distributor from picking it up and pointing it to porn or malware.

This is my blog, it's just a bunch of odd stuff that burbles up through my head... jokes, rants, programming tips, exposing scams, Scuzzo Kitty (a masculine alternative to Hello Kitty), Barack Obama dressed as Mr. T, and other such nonsense.

Please browse around. I'm somewhat entertaining.

And if you're Stephan Pastis or his comic syndicate, I'll gladly turn eetazeeb.com over to you, no fees demanded or conditions placed, after making sure you're who you claim you are.

APRIL 9TH UPDATE: If you'd like to post a comment below, please do so in croc speak. It will make things so much more fun.