Just got an e-mail from "Brigadier Mark Torsen Chairman Economic And Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) African Desk England" about an apparent $10.5 million payment that the government of Togo wants to give me. But some Chinese crook named Peter Woo has been trying to divert my millions into his own account!

All I have to do is "kindly reconfirm to us, your genuine bank account details, to avoid making payment to a wrong person, attempt to divert your payment to a new account without your knowledge may have been done by your local representative with the assistance of some (CBN) Officials, of whom most of them are presently under our custody and will face prosecution under section 35A sub section 1-2-4 of the criminal code of United Kingdon Of Great Britain, pending on when we finish with our investigation."

Yup, just gotta fax over my bank details, and that thieving Peter Woo will get busted while I'll get my ten million bucks from Togo.

Too bad I don't have a fax machine. Oh well. Maybe I'll have better luck with that Nigerian prince.

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