Urkel + Obama = UrkelBama
Posted in Politics & Religion on Mar 29th, 2008
On the heels of my Obama as Mr. T design (a.k.a.
Tag Archive 'election'
Obama on the A-Team
Posted in Art, Jokes, Politics & Religion on Mar 13th, 2008
So, when people would say Barack Obama's name, pronouncing the "rack" like "clothes rack" instead of like "rock", it would make me think of Mr. T's character, B.A. Baracus from "The A-Team". And then a fun thought entered my head... Wouldn't it be fun to dress up Barack Obama like Mr. T? Show [...]
Obama's Latte-Sipping Crowd
Posted in Politics & Religion on Mar 11th, 2008
Tonight I got a fundraising letter from the Obama campaign. In it, Barack complained of a new wave of attacks from Hillary Clinton that denigrate his supporters.
Over the weekend, an aide to Senator Clinton attempted to diminish the overwhelming number of contests we've won by referring to places we've prevailed as "boutique" states and [...]
Republicans Voted For Hillary
Posted in Dangerous Thoughts, Politics & Religion on Mar 5th, 2008
Hillary Clinton took the Ohio primary handily and is predicted to take Texas by a narrower margin, but did she really win, or is her success the result of Republicans trying to prolong the fight within the Democratic ranks?
We all heard about how Rush Limbaugh called for Republicans to go vote for Hillary in the [...]
Hillary For Class President
Posted in Politics & Religion on Feb 19th, 2008
Accusing Obama of plagiarism, saying he's "just in the speeches business," claiming he's inexperienced... no, it's not the Republicans, it's Hillary. After 10 straight primary losses (okay, 9, but they'll call Hawaii in a few hours and it's almost a gimme for Obama), Hillary is fighting tooth and nail and venom to save her [...]
Why Hillary Must Lose
Posted in Politics & Religion on Feb 15th, 2008
Ever heard of Jim Cooper's health plan? Back in 1993, it was one that would have provided a lot of relief to a lot of Americans and had broad bipartisan support in the House and Senate. Hillary torpedoed it and tried to ruin Cooper for spite.
Read the story of how Hillary Clinton killed [...]
There Was A Point, I Think
Posted in Politics & Religion on Feb 10th, 2008
Well, despite my grumblings, Super Tuesday didn't decide a clear front-runner in the Democratic race, meaning that I could go caucus this weekend, make my voice heard, and it would matter. Or so I thought.
I figured I didn't want to get to the caucus location too early, because I was going to have to [...]
Action Election Heroes
Posted in Politics & Religion, Stupid Thoughts on Jan 31st, 2008
So, Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee. Arnold Schwarzenegger just endorsed John McCain. The nation excitedly awaits an endorsement announcement from Steven Seagal.
Of course, the Olsen Twins are endorsing Obama, because "black guys are like cool and stuff," Britney Spears is endorsing "woooooo," and Lindsay Lohan is endorsing George W. Bush "because he's like [...]
Who "Won"?
Posted in Politics & Religion on Jan 20th, 2008
In the recent Nevada caucuses for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, Hillary Clinton has widely been pronounced the winner. There's only one problem. Barack Obama won.
Did Obama get the most votes? No. And in that sense, Hillary won. But he got the most votes in the right precincts, meaning that [...]