First I won the write a Pinkerton strip contest with this entry. Then, I won a cartoon dialogue contest held by Adam Rutten. Today it was announced that I won a caption contest over at nationalfreepress.org. My prize... a t-shirt I can use to pick fights with conservatives. 
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That's really, really cool, Greg. I love seeing my name in print, so I'm happy when I get a question printed (or even a personal response from) in a TVGuide writer's forum. I've never had anything so great as to win a contest, much less 3.
Great job on the other 2 - hilarious & intelligent as usual. I couldn't get to the Pinkerton strip for some reason, though, so I sadly couldn't view what you submitted.
The Serbian Orphan one was pretty funny! And congrats! You have become wit-tier. Or however that goes.
Or you must be pretty witty to have won. Congrats!